Top 10 Albums
- Smashing Pumpkins - Gish
This is probably the first album I ever
truly loved.
- Black Sabbath - Black Sabbath
Paranoid is a contender as well, but their
first album is just monstrously cool.
- David Bowie - The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders
From Mars
Outside and Scary Monsters are brilliant
too, but Ziggy has that special something.
- Poster Children - Daisychain Reaction
- Blue Öyster Cult - Imaginos
- Nine Inch Nails - Pretty Hate Machine
- They Might Be Giants - Lincoln
- The Cure - Wish
- Robyn Hitchcock - I Often Dream Of Trains
Man, this was a hard choice. Jewels For
Sophia and Moss Elixir are candidates for awesomehood as well.
- Rush - Caress Of Steel
Honorable Mention
- Luna - Bewitched
- Belly - Star
- any given Carter USM album
Top 10 Bands
- Carter USM
- Robyn Hitchcock
- Smashing Pumpkins
- The Cure
- They Might Be Giants
- Blue Öyster Cult
- Weird Al Yankovic
- Dramarama
- Belly
- Nine Inch Nails
Honorable Mention
- Violent Femmes
- Luna
- David Bowie
- Rush
- Manowar
- Black Sabbath
Top 10 Bands You've Never Heard Of
- Bransby
- Bernard
- Jamie Wednesday
- Candy Butchers
- The Kimberly Trip
- Microsurgeon
- Dan the 50lb Man
- The American Public
- Head Candy
- Holy Roman Empire
Honorable Mention
- Abdoujaparov
- Jim's Super Stereoworld
- Who's The Daddy Now?
Top 10 Movies
- South Park: Bigger, Longer, Uncut
- The Manchurian Candidate
- Harvey
- Star Wars
When I say "Star Wars" I mean
the entire saga.
- L.A. Story
- Monty Python and the Holy Grail
...and Life of Brian
- Planet Of The Apes
- The Reflecting Skin
- Miller's Crossing
- Shallow Grave
Honorable Mention
- UHF
- Rope
- Hudson Hawk
- Dogma
- Highlander
- Evil Dead
I refer here to the trilogy.
- Lawn Dogs
- Transformers: The Movie
- G.I. Joe: The Movie
Top 10 Most Blasphemous Moments In Film History
- An American Werewolf In Paris
This horribly written sequel to one of my favouritest movies features
cartoony video game wolves, a sexy werewolf nightclub straight out
of Vampyre: The Masquerade and at least a dozen direct contradictions
of the first movie.
- Blues Brothers 2000
No John Belushi = No Jake = no gB watch this movie
- Making a sequel, a TV show, and then a few more sequels to Highlander
What the hell happened to "There can be only one!"?
- Luke's pansy-arsed scream in The Empire Strikes Back: Special
Edition
It completely alters the scene from Luke defying Vader to Luke wussing
out.
- Greedo shooting first in A New Hope: Special Edition
- The ending to Big Trouble In Little China
Just stop the movie before the stupid monster puppet jumps out of
the truck. The rest of the movie is pure gold.
- Making Batman films without Michael Keaton, Tim Burton, Billy
Dee Williams, or Danny Elfman
- Gus Van Sant's senseless insertion of random scenes from a Nine
Inch Nails video into his remake of Psycho
- The casting of that ugly blond girl as the supposedly gorgeous and
sexy cheerleader in American Beauty
- Jar Jar Binks stepping in Bantha poodoo and getting farted on by
a Eopie in The Phantom Menace. Pee-yoosa!
Top 10 TV Shows
- Babylon Five
- The Prisoner
- Twin Peaks
- Buffy the Vampire Slayre
- The Adventures Of Brisco County Jr.
- The X-Files
- The Twilight Zone
- American Gothic
- Monty Python's Flying Circus
- West Wing
- Seinfeld (So, I picked 11. Sue me.)
Top 10 Cartoons
- South Park
- The Simpsons
- Danger Mouse
- Thundarr The Barbarian
- Ralph Bakshi's Mighty Mouse
- Looney Tunes
- Dungeons & Dragons
- Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids
- Godzilla
- Clerks The Animated Series
Top 10 Foods
- Chicken Strips and Ranch Dressing
- Mom's Spaghetti
- Mashed Potatoes
- Pop-Tarts and Peanut Butter
- Chee-tos Puffs
- Cheeseburger
- Tostadas
- Tuna Fish Sandwich w/ Fritos and chocolate chip cookies
- Chocolate Pudding Pie
- Nutter Butters
Top 10 Writers
- Grant Morrison
- J. Michael Straczynski
- Alan Moore
- R.A. Salvatore
- Kevin Smith
- Benjamin Hoff
- Richard Bach
- Robert Sheckley
- Rod Serling
- H.P. Lovecraft
Top 10 Books
- Illusions
- The Lord Of The Rings Trilogy
- The Tao Of Pooh
- The Illuminatus Trilogy
- The Boomer Bible
- Good Omens
- The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy
- Cat's Cradle
- Moby Dick
- Untouched By Human Hands
Honorable Mention
- The Icewind Dale Trilogy
- The Fool On The Hill
Top 10 Comic Books
- The Invisibles
- Watchmen
- Doom Patrol
- Sebastion O
- Rising Stars
- Midnight Nation
- Fables
- V For Vendetta
- From Hell
- League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
Top 10 Movies I've Never Seen But Probably Should
- Casablanca
- Citizen Kane
I've totally seen this and it pretty much rocks.
- Gone With The Wind
- Porky's
- Apocalypse Now
I've tried to watch this 3 times but I always fall asleep on account
of it's so completely boring.
- The Bridge On The River Kwai
- The Godfather Part II
also Part III but I'm told it kinda sucks
- 2001: A Space Oddyssey
also 2010: The Year We Make Contact
- Taxi Driver
To the best of my knowledge, the only Scorsese film I've ever seen
is Casino and I hated about 40% of it, which is to say about 2 hours
of it.
- Jaws IV: The Revenge
Sorry. I couldn't think of anything else.
Unforgiven was on this list but I watched it last year. It was
mediocre at best.
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