We Three Kings Of Orient Aren't

You pinch and you punch for the first of the month
Takin' it home and I'm gonna get drunk
So go down to the pier
Jump, Jimmy-Boy is here
and everything is okay
and we'd like to say we're happy
but we can't

So go down to the pier
Jump, Jimmy-Boy is here
There are wolves in the doorway
You can buy me a beer
Go down to the pier
Jump, Jimmy-Boy is here
Everything is okay
And we'd like to say we're happy
We three kings of Orient aren't
We'd like to say we're happy
but we can't

So one flew East
and one flew West
and me, I flew over the cuckoo's nest
Unless we say we're happy
We three kings of Orient aren't
We'd like to say we're happy
but we can't

So you pinch and you punch for the first of the month
Takin' it home and we're going to get drunk
And we'd like to say we're hap-happy
We'd like to say we're hap-happy
We'd like to say we're happy
but we can't

No way buster!