When I go to sleep I see tiny twats    With their pies all aglow 
I can't stop thinking 'bout them underage skanky ho's 

I'm at all the football games    That's where I get my kicks 
Them underage skanky ho's are keen to all the new tricks 

Pedophile    Why, that's awfully mean 
If they're old enough to bleed, well, they're old enough to breed 

You might think what I've done is wrong 
But you ain't seen a 15 year old in a leopard-skin thong 
Yeah! 
Underage skanky ho's! 

Don't give me no scowl when you see me hauntin' the Skateland door 
Cuz' everyone needs underage skanky ho's at the core 
Yeah! 

Underage skanky ho's... I love ya!