I'm the nicest guy in the world
  when I've got my feet on the ground
As long as I'm on the Earth
  I'm the nicest guy in town

But when I go into orbit
  you just better look out
'cuz I'm mean while in space
   yeah, mean while in space

On my last lunar mission
  we landed at the moon base
One of my fellow astronauts
  said "Slow down, Jack;  This ain't no race!"

So I threw her on the floor
  and I kicked her in the face
'cuz I'm mean while in space
   yeah, mean while in space
   mean while in space

Mean!