Kickin' Molly    Givin' hippy chicks a cough 
Makin' life a livin' Hell for that slimy Derik Falk 
Cheatin' on the bills    Kickin' that ol' punk 
I don't give a shit 'cuz I'm a nasty mother-fucker 

'Cuz I'm a home-wreckin' sunuvabitch                (Home-wreckin' sunuvabitch) 
I'll leave ya bruised 'n' beaten, lyin' in a ditch    (Bruised 'n' beaten, lyin' in a ditch) 
'Cuz I'm a home-wreckin' sunuvabitch                (Home-wreckin' sunuvabitch) 

So, I'm a big ol' meanie    Gimme no quarter 
Got to get to Derik 'fore he marries Kurt's daughter 
That little weasel    He knows the score 
Gonna take, take, take and then I'll take some more        (Take some more) 

'Cuz I'm a home-wreckin' sunuvabitch                (Home-wreckin' sunuvabitch) 
I'll leave ya bruised 'n' beaten, lyin' in a ditch    (Bruised 'n' beaten, lyin' in a ditch) 
'Cuz I'm a home-wreckin' sunuvabitch                (Home-wreckin' sunuvabitch) 

You might think I'm a bully    That ain't true 
You couldn't help fuckin' with him if it were you 
Yeah, I beat him up    He just didn't get it 
Gonna fuck shit up for that fat little idiot           (Fatty, fatty    Fat little idiot)