The greatest story never told
The spy who came in from the cold
A list of clients on his hand
A selfish giant of a man

He said
Not for money
Not for free
This one's for Fruity

He said
"I always would've loved
to be the landlord of a pub
and when the evening session ends
I'd have a lock-in just for friends"

Not for Noel
Not for Liam
This one's for Fruity

The greatest story never told
The spy who came in from the cold
Not for money
Not for free
Not for the Oasis fans
and not the BBC
This one's for Fruity
...and Spinach!