I'm always the victim    I'm never to blame 
I'm always putting on airs    Yeah, it's always the same 
Hiking through Indo-China    Lying to my friends 
Smoked two packs of cigarettes    My torture never ends 

    When it comes to bullshit 
    I really like to talk 
    I can sling it with the best of 'em 
    'Cuz I'm Derik Falk 

Told my ho' I had to leave  She wanted me to stay 
I told her  "Don't you cry, you know I'll be okay" 
Well, I've done my best to bankrupt all my friends 
I don't pay the bills and I don't pay the rent 

    When it comes to bullshit 
    I really like to talk 
    I can sling it with the best of 'em 
    'Cuz I'm Derik Falk 

If I look back between now and then, 
Give me one more chance and I'd do it all again 

    When it comes to bullshit 
    I really like to talk 
    I can sling it with the best of 'em 
    'Cuz I'm Derik Falk