Upcoming Rad Flicks
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bold = I'm excited

     2008
  
August 8
Hell Ride brings back the beauty of Grindhouse.
August 22
Star Wars: The Clone Wars further defiles the once mighty Holy Trilogy.
August 22
Death Race remakes a weirdo cult classic with, like, a budget. And Jason Statham.
August 27
Hamlet 2 kicks it old school.
October 10
City Of Ember lights up theaters.
November 21
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince hits theaters.
December 5
Punisher: War Zone punishes theatergoers.
December 12
The Day The Earth Stood Still utters Keanu Barada Nikto!
   
       Also (possibly) coming in 2008: Ender's Game, Netherbeast Incorporated, Stuck
   
     2009
  
February 6
Coraline rocks the dark fantasy.
March 6
Watchmen had best be cinematic perfection or there'll be nerd-riots in geek-town.
April 3
The Wolf Man has Benicio Del Toro bite people
May 1
X-Men Origins: Wolverine goes berserk in probably some manner of boring pre-X-Men origin story.
May 8
Star Trek reboots the franchise.
June 26
Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen puts the *sigh* in Cybertron.
August 7
G.I. Joe fights the mummy or something. (Stephen Summers directing)
October 9
The Lovely Bones takes Peter Jackson back to Heavenly Creatures territory.
October 16
Where the Wild Things Are somehow stretches a tiny book into a great big movie.
   
       Also (maybe) coming in 2009: Cat's Cradle, Evil Dead, From A Buick 8, The Imaginarium of Dr Parnassus, Jurassic Park IV, Master of Space and Time, Night Watch 3, Pee Wee's Playhouse: The Movie, The Power of the Dark Crystal, Silver Surfer, Wonder Woman, X-Men Origins: Magneto
   
     2010
  
March 5
Alice In Wonderland rocks cinemas Tim Burton style.
April 30
Iron Man 2 revisits Tony Stark's radness.
June 4
Thor ragnaroks and rolls into theaters.
June 11
Inglorious Bastards finally shows us what happens when Tarantino makes a grown-up film.
June 18
Toy Story 3 puts the toys in a daycare center.
November 19
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows (part 1) begins the final tale of the boy who lived.
       Also (supposedly) coming in 2010: Ant Man, At The Mountains Of Madness, Doctor Strange, Fahrenheit 451, House of Re-Animator, Nick Fury, Sin City 2, Sin City 3: Hell & Back, Sub-Mariner, Thundercats, World War Z
 
       Also (theoretically) coming in 2011: The First Avenger: Captain America, The Avengers, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows (part 2), The Hobbit, Justice League of America,
 
       Also (hopefully) coming in 2012: John Carter of Mars, The Hobbit 2

gB Puts Films in Order of Awesomeness
green = I own the DVD
italics = I saw it in the theater (* = multiple times)

2008 - I saw 8 of these in the theater.

  1. The Dark Knight
  2. Iron Man
  3. Cloverfield
  4. The Incredible Hulk
  5. WALL-E
  6. Hellboy II: The Golden Army
  7. Kung Fu Panda
  8. Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
  9. 10,000 B.C.

2007 - I saw 9 of these in the theater.

  1. Grindhouse
  2. No Country For Old Men
  3. Hot Fuzz
  4. 30 Days Of Night
  5. Robyn Hitchcock: Sex, Food, Death... and Insects
  6. The Chosen One
  7. The Mist
  8. Shoot 'Em Up
  9. Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber Of Fleet Street
  10. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
  11. Juno
  12. Transformers
  13. Resident Evil: Extinction
  14. Enchanted
  15. Spider-Man 3
  16. Dragon Wars
  17. Wristcutters: A Love Story
  18. The Bee Movie
  19. Across The Universe
  20. Beowulf
  21. There Will Be Blood
  22. Golden Compass
  23. Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End
  24. Shooter
  25. Stardust
  26. Water Horse: Legend Of The Deep
  27. Cinderella III: A Twist In Time
  28. Rise: Bloodhunter
  29. Shrek the 3rd
  30. Ice Spiders
  31. H.P. Lovecraft's The Tomb

2006 - I saw 3 of these in the theater.

  1. The Prestige
  2. Children Of Men
  3. Pan's Labyrinth
  4. Monster House
  5. Lady In The Water
  6. Tenacious D in The Pick Of Destiny
  7. Clerks II
  8. Cars
  9. Southland Tales
  10. The Science Of Sleep
  11. Shortbus
  12. X-Men 3: The Last Stand
  13. Superman Returns
  14. Eragon
  15. For Your Consideration
  16. The DaVinci Code

2005 - I saw 8 of these in the theater.

  1. Sin City
  2. Serenity
  3. Batman Begins
  4. Brokeback Mountain
  5. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
  6. MirrorMask
  7. Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe
  8. The Aristocrats
  9. Hard Candy
  10. The Descent
  11. Sky High
  12. Tideland
  13. The Call Of Cthulhu
  14. The Exorcism of Emily Rose
  15. King Kong
  16. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
  17. Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith
  18. Land of the Dead
  19. The Corpse Bride
  20. The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
  21. Constantine
  22. Munich

2004 - I saw 11 of these in the theater.

  1. Kill Bill volume 2**
  2. Shaun of the Dead**
  3. Team America: World Police
  4. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
  5. Spider-Man 2
  6. Strings
  7. Hero
  8. Hellboy
  9. The Incredibles
  10. House of the Flying Daggers
  11. Dawn of the Dead
  12. Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow
  13. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
  14. Jersey Girl
  15. Mean Girls
  16. Resident Evil: Apocalypse
  17. Fahrenheit 9/11
  18. Super Size Me
  19. The Manchurian Candidate
  20. Saved!
  21. Napoleon Dynamite
  22. Tremors 4: The Legend Begins
  23. The Ladykillers
  24. Shrek 2
  25. Secret Window
  26. The Chronicles of Riddick
  27. The Butterfly Effect
  28. Dragon Storm
  29. Troy
  30. Alamo

2003 - I saw 13 of these in the theater.

  1. Kill Bill volume 1***
  2. LOTR: Return of the King
  3. X-Men 2
  4. Willard
  5. 28 Days Later...
  6. Ju-on: The Grudge
  7. Pirates of the Caribbean
  8. A Mighty Wind
  9. School of Rock
  10. The Italian Job
  11. Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines
  12. Once Upon A Time In Mexico
  13. Paycheck
  14. American Splendor
  15. Big Fish
  16. Elf
  17. Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle
  18. Underworld
  19. Daredevil
  20. Lost In Translation
  21. The Matrix: Reloaded
  22. Run Ronnie Run!
  23. Dreamcatcher
  24. Charlotte's Web 2: Wilbur's Great Adventure
  25. Intolerable Cruelty
  26. American Wedding
  27. Cat In The Hat
  28. Johnny English
  29. Hulk
  30. The Matrix: Revolutions
  31. The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

2002 - I saw 12 of these in the theater.

  1. LOTR: The Two Towers**
  2. Spider-Man
  3. Confessions of a Dangerous Mind
  4. Below
  5. Bubba Ho-Tep
  6. Returner
  7. Equilibrium
  8. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
  9. Space Station 3-D**
  10. Lost In LaMancha
  11. Resident Evil
  12. Spy Kids
  13. Bowling For Columbine
  14. Phone Booth
  15. Reign of Fire
  16. The Ring
  17. Secretary
  18. Minority Report
  19. Signs
  20. Kung Pow: Enter the Fist
  21. CQ
  22. Mothman Prophecies
  23. The Powerpuff Girls
  24. Bourne Identity
  25. Star Trek: Nemesis
  26. Spirited Away
  27. The Time Machine
  28. Star Wars: Episode 2 - Attack of the Clones**

2001 - I saw 20 of these in the theater.

  1. LOTR: The Fellowship of the Ring***
  2. Hedwig and the Angry Inch
  3. Moulin Rouge
  4. Donnie Darko
  5. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
  6. Amélie
  7. Memento
  8. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
  9. The Gift
  10. The Man Who Wasn't There
  11. The Devil's Backbone
  12. Brotherhood of the Wolf
  13. Ocean's Eleven
  14. From Hell
  15. Monsters, Inc.
  16. Dagon
  17. Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within
  18. The Others
  19. Ghost World
  20. Wet Hot American Summer
  21. Shrek
  22. Tremors 3: Back To Perfection
  23. A.I.
  24. Bridget Jones' Diary
  25. Mulholland Drive
  26. The One
  27. Godzilla, Mothra and King Ghidorah: Giant Monsters All-Out Attack
  28. Wendigo
  29. Vampire Hunger D 2000
  30. Rock Star
  31. Planet of the Apes
  32. Cats and Dogs
  33. The Fluffer
  34. The Royal Tenenbaums
  35. Josie and the Pussycats
  36. K-Pax
  37. Evolution
  38. Hannibal
  39. Rush Hour II
  40. The Mummy Returns
  41. Jurassic Park III
  42. Not Another Teen Movie
  43. Tomb Raider
  44. Pearl Harbor

2000 - I saw 20 of these in the theater.

  1. Unbreakable
  2. Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
  3. Charlie's Angels
  4. X-Men
  5. Best In Show
  6. But I'm A Cheerleader
  7. Happy Accidents
  8. Shadow of the Vampire
  9. American Psycho
  10. The Exorcist
  11. High Fidelity
  12. Snatch.
  13. Battle Royale
  14. Pitch Black
  15. Dracula 2000
  16. Scream 3
  17. Ginger Snaps
  18. O Brother Where Art Thou?
  19. Bless the Child
  20. Requiem For A Dream
  21. Almost Famous
  22. Pay It Forward
  23. The Cell
  24. Gladiator
  25. Godzilla 2000
  26. Fantasia 2000
  27. Scary Movie
  28. Hollow Man
  29. Ghost Dog
  30. Reindeer Games
  31. Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2
  32. Dinosaur
  33. Men of Honor
  34. Dungeons and Dragons
  35. Battlefield Earth

1999 - I saw 14 of these in the theater.

  1. South Park: Bigger, Longer, Uncut**
  2. Dogma
  3. The Matrix**
  4. Office Space
  5. The Blair Witch Project
  6. American Beauty
  7. Toy Story 2
  8. Ravenous
  9. The Sixth Sense
  10. Princess Mononoke
  11. Stuart Little
  12. Fight Club
  13. Star Wars: Episode One - The Phantom Menace****
  14. Drop Dead Gorgeous
  15. Bowfinger
  16. Austin Powers 2: The Spy Who Shagged Me
  17. For Love Of The Game
  18. Magnolia
  19. Big Daddy
  20. Being John Malkovich
  21. Mystery Men
  22. The Mummy
  23. The Straight Story
  24. American Pie
  25. The House On Haunted Hill
  26. 8MM
  27. The Haunting

Spotlight On: The Coen Brothers
In order of appearance:
In order of awesomeness:
  1. Blood Simple (1984)
  2. Raising Arizona (1987)
  3. Miller's Crossing (1990)
  4. Barton Fink (1991)
  5. The Hudsucker Proxy (1994)
  6. Fargo (1996)
  7. The Big Lebowski (1998)
  8. O Brother, Where Art Thou? (2000)
  9. The Man Who Wasn't There (2001)
  10. Intolerable Cruelty (2003)
  11. The Ladykillers (2004)
  12. No Country For Old Men (2007)
  1. Miller's Crossing (1990)
  2. Fargo (1996)
  3. The Hudsucker Proxy (1994)
  4. Barton Fink (1991)
  5. Blood Simple (1984)
  6. The Man Who Wasn't There (2001)
  7. No Country For Old Men (2007)
  8. O Brother, Where Art Thou? (2000)
  9. The Big Lebowski (1998)
  10. The Ladykillers (2004)
  11. Intolerable Cruelty (2003)
  12. Raising Arizona (1987)
Spotlight On: Sam Raimi
In order of appearance:
In order of awesomeness:
  1. Evil Dead (1981)
  2. Crimewave (1985)
  3. Evil Dead 2 (1987)
  4. Darkman (1990)
  5. Army of Darkness (1993)
  6. Quick and the Dead (1995)
  7. A Simple Plan (1998)
  8. For Love of the Game (1999)
  9. The Gift (2000)
  10. Spider-Man (2002)
  11. Spider-Man 2 (2004)
  12. Spider-Man 3 (2007)
  1. Evil Dead (1981)
  2. Army of Darkness (1993)
  3. Darkman (1990)
  4. Quick and the Dead (1995)
  5. Spider-Man 2 (2004)
  6. Evil Dead 2 (1987)
  7. The Gift (2000)
  8. Spider-Man (2002)
  9. Crimewave (1985)
  10. A Simple Plan (1998)
  11. Spider-Man 3 (2007)
  12. For Love of the Game (1999)
Spotlight On: David Lynch
In order of appearance:
In order of awesomeness:
  1. Eraserhead (1977)
  2. The Elephant Man (1980)
  3. Dune (1984)
  4. Blue Velvet (1986)
  5. Wild At Heart (1990)
  6. Fire Walk With Me (1992)
  7. Lost Highway (1997)
  8. The Straight Story (1999)
  9. Mulholland Drive (2001)
  10. Inland Empire (2006)
  1. Lost Highway (1997)
  2. The Elephant Man (1980)
  3. Dune (1984)
  4. Fire Walk With Me (1992)
  5. Eraserhead (1977)
  6. Blue Velvet (1986)
  7. Wild At Heart (1990)
  8. Mulholland Drive (2001)
  9. The Straight Story (1999)
  10. Inland Empire (2006) haven't seen it yet
Spotlight On: Tim Burton
In order of appearance:
In order of awesomeness:
  1. Pee Wee's Big Adventure (1985)
  2. Beetle Juice (1988)
  3. Batman (1989)
  4. Edward Scissorhands (1990)
  5. Batman Returns (1992)
  6. Ed Wood (1994)
  7. Mars Attacks! (1996)
  8. Sleepy Hollow (1999)
  9. Planet of the Apes (2001)
  10. Big Fish (2003)
  11. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005)
  12. The Corpse Bride (2005)
  13. Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber Of Fleet Street (2007)
  1. Pee Wee's Big Adventure (1985)
  2. Batman (1989)
  3. Ed Wood (1994)
  4. Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber Of Fleet Street (2007)
  5. Beetle Juice (1988)
  6. Edward Scissorhands (1990)
  7. Batman Returns (1992)
  8. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005)
  9. Sleepy Hollow (1999)
  10. Big Fish (2003)
  11. The Corpse Bride (2005)
  12. Mars Attacks! (1996)
  13. Planet of the Apes (2001)
Spotlight On: John Carpenter
In order of appearance:
In order of awesomeness:
  1. Assault on Precinct 13 (1976)
  2. Halloween (1978)
  3. The Fog (1980)
  4. Escape From New York (1981)
  5. The Thing (1982)
  6. Christine (1983)
  7. Starman (1984)
  8. Big Trouble In Little China (1986)
  9. Prince of Darkness (1987)
  10. They Live (1988)
  11. Memoirs of an Invisible Man (1992)
  12. In The Mouth Of Madness (1995)
  13. Village of the Damned (1995)
  14. Escape From L.A. (1996)
  15. Vampire$ (1998)
  16. Ghosts of Mars (2001)
  1. Big Trouble In Little China (1986)
  2. The Thing (1982)
  3. Halloween (1978)
  4. They Live (1988)
  5. Memoirs of an Invisible Man (1992)
  6. Escape From New York (1981)
  7. Starman (1984)
  8. Christine (1983)
  9. Prince of Darkness (1987)
  10. The Fog (1980)
  11. Escape From L.A. (1996)
  12. Village of the Damned (1995)
  13. In The Mouth Of Madness (1995)
  14. Vampire$ (1998)
  15. Assault on Precinct 13 (1976) haven't seen it yet
  16. Ghosts of Mars (2001) haven't seen it yet
Spotlight On: Terry Gilliam
In order of appearance:
In order of awesomeness:
  1. Monty Python & the Holy Grail (1975)
  2. Jabberwocky (1977)
  3. Life of Brian (1979)
  4. Time Bandits (1981)
  5. The Meaning of Life (1983)
  6. Brazil (1985)
  7. The Adventures of Baron Munchausen (1988)
  8. The Fisher King (1991)
  9. Twelve Monkeys (1995)
  10. Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas (1998)
  11. Brothers Grimm (2005)
  12. Tideland (2005)
  1. Monty Python & the Holy Grail (1975)
  2. 12 Monkeys (1995)
  3. Life of Brian (1979)
  4. Time Bandits (1981)
  5. The Adventures of Baron Munchausen (1988)
  6. The Fisher King (1991)
  7. The Meaning of Life (1983)
  8. Tideland (2005)
  9. Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas (1998)
  10. Brazil (1985)
  11. Jabberwocky (1977) haven't seen it yet
  12. Brothers Grimm (2005) haven't seen it yet
Spotlight On: Peter Jackson
In order of appearance:
In order of awesomeness:
  1. Bad Taste (1987)
  2. Meet the Feebles (1989)
  3. Dead Alive (1992)
  4. Heavenly Creatures (1994)
  5. Forgotten Silver (1995)
  6. The Frighteners (1996)
  7. LOTR: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001)
  8. LOTR: The Two Towers (2002)
  9. LOTR: The Return of the King (2003)
  10. King Kong (2005)
  1. LOTR: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001)
  2. LOTR: The Two Towers (2002)
  3. Heavenly Creatures (1994)
  4. LOTR: The Return of the King (2003)
  5. Bad Taste (1987)
  6. Forgotten Silver (1995)
  7. Meet the Feebles (1989)
  8. The Frighteners (1996)
  9. King Kong (2005)
  10. Dead Alive (1992)
Spotlight On: Quentin Tarantino
In order of appearance:
In order of awesomeness:
  1. Reservoir Dogs (1992)
  2. Pulp Fiction (1994)
  3. Four Rooms: The Man From Hollywood(1995)
  4. Jackie Brown (1997)
  5. Kill Bill volume 1 (2003)
  6. Kill Bill volume 2 (2004)
  7. Grindhouse: Death Proof (2007)
  1. Kill Bill volume 1 (2003)
  2. Kill Bill volume 2 (2004)
  3. Pulp Fiction (1994)
  4. Grindhouse: Death Proof (2007)
  5. Jackie Brown (1997)
  6. Reservoir Dogs (1992)
  7. Four Rooms: The Man From Hollywood (1995)
Spotlight On: Kevin Smith
In order of appearance:
In order of awesomeness:
  1. Clerks. (1994)
  2. Mallrats (1995)
  3. Chasing Amy (1997)
  4. Dogma (1999)
  5. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001)
  6. Jersey Girl (2004)
  7. Clerks II (2006)
  1. Dogma (1999)
  2. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001)
  3. Chasing Amy (1997)
  4. Mallrats (1995)
  5. Clerks. (1994)
  6. Jersey Girl (2004)
  7. Clerks II (2006)
Spotlight On: Robert Rodriguez
In order of appearance:
In order of awesomeness:
  1. El Mariachi (1992)
  2. Desperado (1995)
  3. Four Rooms: The Misbehavers (1995)
  4. From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)
  5. The Faculty (1998)
  6. Spy Kids (2001)
  7. Spy Kids 2: Island Of Lost Dreams (2002)
  8. Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over (2003)
  9. Once Upon A Time In Mexico (2003)
  10. Sin City (2005)
  11. The Adventures Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl 3-D (2005)
  12. Grindhouse: Planet Terror (2007)
  1. Sin City (2005)
  2. Desperado (1995)
  3. Grindhouse: Planet Terror (2007)
  4. Four Rooms: The Misbehavers (1995)
  5. From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)
  6. Spy Kids (2001)
  7. El Mariachi (1992)
  8. Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over (2003)
  9. Once Upon A Time In Mexico (2003)
  10. Spy Kids 2: Island Of Lost Dreams (2002)
  11. The Adventures Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl 3-D (2005)
  12. The Faculty (1998)

The 78 Best Movies Of All Time Ever No Matter What Ever
These are the best movies of all time. They are infinitely re-watchable and always entertaining and awesome. Every other movie in the world that claims to be the best movie ever needs to get in line behind all of these flicks. If your favourite movie isn't on this list, at best, it's the 79th best movie of all time. Also, you're probably an idiot on account of there's no way your favourite movie is better than any of these. Here they are in random order.

The Empire Strikes Back
Miller's Crossing
Harvey
Raiders of the Lost Ark
An American Werewolf In London
Hedwig and the Angry Inch
Kill Bill
Pee Wee's Big Adventure
Evil Dead
L.A. Story

 Jaws
Batman
The Fellowship of the Ring
Transformers The Movie
Moulin Rouge
Highlander
Army of Darkness
UHF
Hudson Hawk
Star Wars		 The Manchurian Candidate
Lost Highway
Robin Hood
The Thing
South Park: Bigger, Longer, Uncut
Return of the Jedi
Tron
Monty Python's Life of Brain
Shallow Grave
Flash Gordon
The Secret of NIMH
Team America: World Police
Lawn Dogs
Donnie Darko
Unbreakable
Twelve Monkeys
Labyrinth
The Adventures of Buckaroo Bonzai
The Usual Suspects
Night of the Living Dead		 Monty Python and the Holy Grail
The Shawshank Redemption
The Blues Brothers
Dogma
The Matrix
Quick and the Dead
Memento
Get Shorty
The Reflecting Skin
Cloak & Dagger		 Planet of the Apes
The Breakfast Club
Big Trouble In Little China
X-Men 2
Back to the Future
Darkman
Cast A Deadly Spell
Fargo
Pulp Fiction
The Day the Earth Stood Still
Omega Man
Return of the King
The Prophecy
Shaun of the Dead
Clue
Grindhouse 		The Prestige
King Kong
G.I. Joe The Movie
Sky Captain & the World of Tomorrow
The Princess Bride
Sin City

The Wizard of Oz
Invasion of the Body Snatchers
The Two Towers
Children Of Men
Rope
The Golden Child

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