NOTE: This casting is all very very tentative and subject to the approval of the actors.

close ups of circuit boards and wires and stuff

ONE MAN IS ABOUT TO DISCOVER THAT SOME STONES ARE BETTER LEFT UNTURNED...

pull back to show man building something out of the parts in quick cuts

SOME IDEAS ARE BEST LEFT UNEXPLORED...

the item being built begins to take shape

AND SOME INVENTIONS ARE BEST LEFT ON THE DRAWING BOARD...

it's clearly a robot of some sort

SANTA MAY NOT BRING YOU EVERYTHING ON YOUR LIST...

pull back farther to reveal Stan the Enchanted Robot's final assembly

BUT THIS CHRISTMAS, ONE ROBOT'S DREAM WILL COME TRUE.

close up of Stan's eyes as they blink to life

HIS DREAM... OF CONQUEST!

lightning fast, Stan grabs the man's throat and tears his head off, spraying the camera with blood

quick cut to Stan smashing through a door

cue fast rock music which plays over following scenes:

1
Man in Suit on Phone: "GET ME THE PRESIDENT OR SOMETHING!"
Aide to Man: "Sir, you ARE the President."
pull back to reveal Presidential seal behind desk
President: "Ah hell!"

2
Expensive looking car chase in which people are run down

3
Stan gazing up at the stars

4
Sean Connery on Phone: "GIVE ME BACK MY SON!"

5
Stan approaching the counter at Hardeez, mothers pulling their children away in horror.

6
A car explodes, knocking Sean Connery and the President off their feet as they run in trenchcoats
The explosion engulfs the camera
Fade to black

Stan's voice over: "I only want to be loved."
Fade in on star field
"Is that so wrong?"
Pull back to reveal Stan standing on lonely hilltop
A shooting star zooms past
Stan sighs
Fade to black

   GRAHM EBERHARDT AS THE PRESIDENT
      WADE SAATHOFF AS SEAN CONNERY
                                      &
STAN THE ENCHANTED ROBOT AS HIMSELF IN
           STAN THE ENCHANTED MOVIE
     A GUS AND THE GOVERNMENT FILM
                      CHRISTMAS 2003

Rock Music plays over scenes of carnage. Stan murders people va GTA3 footage and stuff.

Cut to:

The President's Office

Aide: "Sir, you'd best turn on the TV. There's a killer robot murdering everybody and blowing up cars and stuff."
The President turns on his TV, picks up his phone and screams "GET ME THE PRESIDENT OR SOMETHING!"
Aide to Man: "Sir, you ARE the President."
Pull back to reveal Presidential seal behind desk
President: "Ah hell!" Hangs up phone.
Aide: "Sir, he's destroying everything. He seems to be unstoppable."
President: "Unstoppable, eh? Can you imagine what I could do with that kind of power."
Cut to: TV showing closeup of Stan
President (VO): "He's... he's beautiful."
Cut to: President's room again
President turns to Aide "Ready the chopper. We're going to find him."

Cut to:

A Newsroom with an anchorman next to a monitor showing GTA3 footage

Feebee: "I've like totally got a bulletin! This is live footage of some kind of 'robot' blowing up cars downtown. I'm told that police officers are en route to the scene or something but it's like the robot has like rockets and stuff and he's just totally blowing everything up. Hal?"

Cut to other anchorman

Hal: "Thanks, Feebee. In other news, The President of the United States of America is totally missing. No word on where he went or with whom or why or anything. Was he kidnapped? Is he just in the potty? The world may never know."

Cut to The President and his Aide tracking down Stan.
They follow the trail of carnage, the President rambling on about how sexy and powerful Stan is and how he thinks they have so much in common.

Cut back to the Newsroom

Feebee: "Reporting live from the scene of this horrifying spectacle is our resident expendable reporter Chet Atkins, Chet?"
Chet: "Ya, as you can totally see behind me, there's blood, and bones, a big pile of blood and bones all over the place, I'm getting reports of a robot, a sexy sexy killer robot, having done this."
Feebee: "Now, you were saying earlier that there were eye witness reports of the President of the United States of America running behind the "robot" in his greusome wake of carnage"
Chat: "Yes, it's completely true, the President of the Total United States of Complete America was completely and totally running behind the robot as this all was taking place"
Feebee: "There you have it folks, we brought it to you first, the robot, the president, the humanity"

Stan eludes the President and makes his way to the library where Jan is in traditional Librarian garb (bun hairdo, glasses, tight long grey skirt) and then like Stan attacks her and she tries to flirt her way out of it by letting her hair down and taking off her glasses. Then Stan just grabs her face with a suction cup or something and drains her of her vast knowledge. Then he leaves and she light up a cigarette and says "At last, a man who loves me for my mind."

Back outside, Stan is leaving when the President finds him. Stan consults his newfound knowledge and recognizes the President. The President tries to explain to Stan that he admires his power and that they would make a great team. He sings his song.

THE PRESIDENT'S LOVE SONG
Oh Stan
The Enchan-
ted Robot

Oh Stan
You've enchan-
ted my heart!

Stan
The Enchan-
ted Robot

Why did
you ever
let me start?

First I was attracted to your super strength
and the way you crush our guns like toys
But now I find myself falling for your robot brain
and your 1950's science fiction voice

You tear off our heads like they're made of butter
You overturn our cars and jeeps and tanks
You're a metal killing machine like no other
Can you process my love in your databanks?

I know that you feel like you have no soul
And you haven't been wired to feel love
But Stan, if you let me, I will fill that hole
I will help you to rise abooooove!

Stan the Enchanted Robot!
Together we can rule this hemisphere
Your power and my brain will fuse like lightning
Let the union of man and machine start here

Stan listens intently and then socks the President in the eye, knocking him out.

Cut to Hilltop, ext, night
Stan stands alone on the hilltop, watching the stars. The President bound and gagged and unconscious behind him. He sings a sad song about wanting to be loved.
Then, a shooting star soars overhead. Stan falls asleep and dreams of a more peaceful world.

When he awakes, Stan and the President begin their plans for World Domination. They set up house in the Mad Scientists's lab. In the midst of their plotting, the phone rings. Stan answers the phone. It's Sean Connery.
Sean "Yesh, I'd like to shpeak to the Preshident of the United Shtatesh of America, pleash."
Stan: "No. We are busy. He belongs to me now, and I to him.
Sean Connery screams "GIVE ME BACK MY SON!"
Stan hangs up and turns to the President: "That was your dad. He wants you to come home."
The President: "We might be in trouble."

Sean Connery, dejected and enraged by his son's betrayal, cries out in the rain before singing his big number "You Can't Have Him!"

Sean Connery sings "You Can't Have Him" as he prepares for battle. There's a big fight as The President chooses his love of conquest over his loyalty to his father. The Ghost of the Mad Scientist appears and tells Stan to look, really look at The President. The Ghost then sings his song, "A Father's Love." Stan realizes that The President loves him, but for the wrong reasons.
"WHIRR! CLIK! NOW THAT YOU HAVE LEARNED 'LOVE' CHKCHK! SO TOO MUST YOU LEARN...BZT! BZZT! HEARTACHE!"
and Stan walks away from the weeping President into the sunset, alone.