Behold the teaser for the
upcoming musical:
Derik Falk Superjerk!
DRAMATIS PERSONAE
The Narrator Our Guide Through Derik's World Grahm Eberhardt
Derik Falk Our Hero Grahm Eberhardt
The Gamers
    Autumn
    Wade
    Chad
    Kris 		Derik's High School Chums
Autumn Skelton
Wade Saathoff
Chad Butterfield
Kris Shuh
Jessica Patterson Derik's High School Sweetheart Jan LaRoche
Sarah Detombe Jess' Best Friend / Derik's Secret Lover ???
Big Dave The Villian Dave Bernstrom
The Lesbians
    Angel
    Soul Honey
    Flutterby		 Boulder's Resident Carpet Lickers
Susan Hart
Jan LaRoche
Ness McIntyre
Calvin Falk Derik's Father Bob Manasco
Chorus The Voice(s) of Reason Everybody

NOTE: If Bob can commit a great deal of time, he is welcome to play either the Narrator or Derik, in which case, Grahm would most likely play Calvin.

SONGS SINGERS
1. Prologue (Opening Credits) Narrator
2. Lyncthropods Derik and the Gamers
3. Snakes, Gerbils and Ferrets, Oh My! Narrator and Derik
4. I Don't Really Even Like Him (Jessica's Song)   NEW! Jessica
5. Other People's Girlfriends Narrator, Derik and Sarah
6. It's A Man's Life (In Wade and Dave's Army) Dave, Wade and Chorus
7. Loyalty Oath   NEW & IMPROVED! Dave and Wade's Army
8. Fat Little Idiot Narrator (and Adam if we can get him to do it)
9. Boulder Beckons (I'll Be A Shaman) Derik
10. Every Team Needs A Mascot Derik and the Lesbians
11. Trouble In Paradise Narrator
12. Homewreckin' Sunovabitch (Dave's Song) Dave and Chorus
13. You Can't Go Home Again Narrator
14. Calvin's Lament Calvin and Derik
15. Back My Play Derik
16. Superjerk Narrator and Chorus
17. Boston Beckons (I'll Be A Pirate) Derik
18. Epilogue Narrator
19. Anthropologist Lesbian Pirate Shaman Mascot Blues (End Credits) Steve Groom & Mayhem Lettuce